Filling your bladder

[wamthom]

Hi lads

Grateful for some advice on the best way to fill your bladder to it's own max from those of you into that kind of thing - to get best effect from the desperation (or subsequent wetting)

Is it best to go quickly - neck a few pints in one go? Or long and slow over a longer period of time?

Also any tips on increasing the sense of desperation - I know there are naturally occurring diuretics etc but any other tips?

I seem to have variable results, I can have what feels like the same level of desperation from the same amount of fluids in, but the amount that comes out seems to vary quite a bit. Also sometimes it just doesn't all want to come out in one go, it decides it needs to wait a few minutes!!

I suppose what i'm asking is what methods make you feel the most desperate! Sorry if that seems a really stupid question, just trying to find best way of enjoying it!

Thanks!

Thom

[Fred]

Both getting desperate quickly and doing it long and slow have their sensory advantages. Time available can be a deciding factor. Some fellows will down a few pints at the local pub and wend their way homeward (not driving) when they need to pee urgently. Sometimes making it home without leaking in your trousers can be a challenge, though on another site a certain daring fellow would have a couple of more cans at home which he had to drink before relieving himself. Others prefer to hold their pee at work or university for hours, stopping on the way home to add a pint or two or a giant coffee to achieve the desired urgency. I've done it both ways, so try each and decide for yourself.

Regarding the varying output, I presume you are not over 50, so an enlarged prostate should not be an issue. I think most of us have times when the amount we pee seems to be less or more than we expected, and not fully emptying in one "go" can be because a stretched bladder needs time to contract to its normal size. Just remember to pee if you experience actual pain.

Do not apologize for your questions! They are certainly not stupid ones.

[Def123]

Anecdotally for me (and a few friends) the fastest way to fill seems to be 3-4 pints at the pub, holding off breaking the seal and then taking a first piss. Then another pint and you’ll be filling at maximum possible speed.

Also seems to be worse if you need to go somewhere!!

I guess it takes a while for everything to work through but the send piss always seems to come surprisingly quickly and be extra urgent

[googlism2008]

Not sure whether you like to wear super tight bottoms that exert a lot of pressure against your bladder?

Also, are you also the kind of person who love to hold it to your very limits while trying not to pee yourself? If yes, how about making it difficult to get into a toilet, and perhaps also make it hard to extricate your member when you finally do arrive at a toilet?

Just a couple of suggestions to rack up or play with the urgency level, on top of what the others have already mentioned. Enjoy!

[Fred]

Not sure whether you like to wear super tight bottoms that exert a lot of pressure against your bladder?

Also, are you also the kind of person who love to hold it to your very limits while trying not to pee yourself? If yes, how about making it difficult to get into a toilet, and perhaps also make it hard to extricate your member when you finally do arrive at a toilet?

Just a couple of suggestions to rack up or play with the urgency level, on top of what the others have already mentioned. Enjoy!

These are good suggestions. To add to them, buy yourself a snug wrestling singlet and wear it under your street clothes. It will be unobtrusive and can exert some pressure on your bladder, and it will prevent you from extricating your member without partially disrobing. I once wore sweatpants with a string tie under my jeans. I knotted the tie so well that in the end I had to use scissors to free myself. (In that instance I was unable to hold my pee long enough to get home and use the scissors!)

[wamthom]

Thanks for the suggestions.

I tried a couple at a festival last weekend – It was raining on and off, so what with lads wearing waterproof coats with rain dripping off onto their shorts and trousers, and sitting on the wet grass, I thought no one would think anything of it if I looked a bit wet. I was wearing tight boxers and some baggy shorts over.

I’d had a few pints, holding in the afternoon / early evening, let a bit out at the urinals, then tied my shorts in a tight knot and stood in the crowd, knowing I wouldn’t be able to get out really quickly and would just have to accept my fate. I think I had one more pint after that once it was properly dark, then enjoyed getting to the stage where I didn't want to hold any longer and soaked myself.